Dr. Boring's Personality test
From MU
Maquis Evaluation
Due to recent stresses suffered by the personnel on our base, our Administrator has requested I perform psychological evaluations on all staff. Please answer all questions to the best of your ability and return this for statistical review.
Name:
1. A stranger walks into the Base, do you A. Smile and greet them B. Call security and keep them covered C. Ask them who they are looking for D. Blast them into molecules
2. Situations the Maquis have experienced may create a great deal of stress. Do you relieve it by: A. Getting too drunk to see B. Start a fight with the closest person C. Run off on a suicide mission D. Blast something into molecules
3. You are given a gift, do you A. Smile and say thank you B. Tear into the wrapping C. Wonder why they are giving it D. Blast them into molecules
4. You come into the lounge to get a cup of coffee or some ale and you find the replicator doesn't work. Do you: A. Ask for it at the bar B. See if anyone has some to share C. Blast the replicator into molecules
5. During periods when the Maquis are not working in crisis mode, and you are looking for something to do, do you: A. Talk with friends B. Whine and complain C. Work on your ship D. Blast something into molecules
6. Someone has kidnapped a member of the Maquis and you go to rescue them. To get in do you A. Use guile and deception B. Bluff your way past the guards C. Use exciting new technology to get in D. Blast your way in hoping something turns into molecules
7. A Romulan, A Cardassian and A Ferengi step off the lift and ask you directions. Which one do you consider the biggest threat? A. The Romulan, because their ships are superior B. The Cardassian, because they are devious and cunning C. The Ferengi, because you always blame the Ferengi D. Blast them all to molecules because you can never be too careful.
8. Your romantic interest is being distracted by another person do you A.Make it clear that they are with you B. Fester and boil C. Make sarcastic comments every three seconds D. Blast them into molecules
9. A person comes in and threatens you for information on non-Maquis personnel. Do you: A. Tell them what they want to know B. Stick to your guns even if they harm you C. Blast them into molecules D. Blast them into molecules and then blast the people in question into molecules for causing trouble
10. What is your quest? A. To strive to bring peace to the universe B. Find the Holy Grail C. Find the air speed ratio of a swallow D. Blast stuff into molecules
